SNL: Saturday Night Live: Make Comedy Fun Again.

 

Do an amusing Trump skit for once, without silly vitriole and anger that current humor seems to be about. Re-write "Anything You Can Do" for two of the many Trump impersonators, and have them to this argument song. And think about it, two Trumps, two administrations. Of course it could backfire, but it could be amusing. What can I say, I have many videos that are years old on my page that might have 10 or 20 views... or less. My bad writing: Anything you can do, I can do better. I'll be a President Better than you. No, you won't. Yes, I will. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes I can! Anything bill you can pass Mine would be greater. My big beautiful bills would be Greater than yours. No, they won't. Yes, they will. No, they won't. Yes, they will. No, they won't. Yes, they will, yes they will I can pass tariffs With a single pen stroke. I can pass tariffs Way quicker than you. I can live on burgers and fries. And only on that? Most definitely. Door Dash to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Uber Eats? Maybe just send the secret service out for it. That's not a good thing! Try a salad or some fish. Anyone you fire I'll fire better. My skills to fire are higher than yours. I can get rid of them, Quicker than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, you can? Yes, I can. No, you won't. Why shouldn't I? I don't know, you just can't. Yes, I will! Anything war you can start. Mine would be bigger. My wars would be much more bigger than yours. Middle East? But of course. North Korea? Maybe not him!. No, you won't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can. You think I should? Probably.. why not? Anything you can say I can use more words. I can use way many more Words than you. No, you can't. Yes, I most assuredly can use more beautiful words. No, you are unable my vocabulary is undubitably better than yours. No it's not. Yes it is. Yes, it is? YES, it is. Anything you can wear I can wear better. In your pricey suit I'd look better than you. ..That is a dumb one, We have the same tailor. I have the same friggin' tailor as you. By they I just fired Our tailor. I fired our tailor, now what will you do? Yes I can, yes I can, YES I.. wait. youfired our tailor? You can't do that. Yes, I sure did. I sure did, I sure did.